(Bongsunga School)
Hello! I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School.
I'm Kim Daehui.
Who wants to talk first today?
Put your hands up in the air!
DJ Mix time!
Hello, teacher.
I mix everything. I'm DJ Mix Sejin.
Alright, Mix Sejin.
I moved house, teacher.
- And the location is great. / - Yeah?
- There's a park... / - Yeah.
- A hospital... / - Yeah.
- And a gas station. / - Wow.
So I mixed those 3 places!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Park, hospital, gas station...
Park, gas station, hospital!
Park-gas-hos.
I'm park-gas-hos.
Everyone!
Park-gas-hos!
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
I really want a girlfriend.
- This is the kind of girl I want. / - Alright.
- Someone with character... / - Yeah.
- Someone cute... / - Yeah.
- And someone sociable. / - Yeah?
So I mixed those 3 traits together!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Character, cute, sociable...
Character, sociable, cute!
Char-so-cute.
Wow... Char-so-cute!
Step down from those heels.
I'm also char-so-cute.
Everyone!
Char-so-cute!
This has been DJ Mix Sejin!
Good job, Mix Sejin.
Who wants to talk next?
What the...
He looks just like him!
Wow!
Gosh...
Alright!
Who are you?
I make people echo!
I'm Freddie Echo!
Mr. Echo, you were a big hit
after being on last episode.
My celebrity friends saw the show
and said it was funny!
The people that contacted me...
♪ Him and him ♪
♪ Him and him and him and him ♪
That's a lie, right?
Alright!
Everybody!
♪ After being on the show ♪
♪ I checked out the Gag Concert message board ♪
♪ A lot of comments about Freddie Echo ♪
♪ And this one was the most memorable ♪
"The best character in all of Gag Concert."
Alright!
- ♪ Mom, thanks for that comment ♪ / - ♪ Thank you ♪
- ♪ Thank you ♪ / - ♪ Thank you ♪
- ♪ Thanks for loving your son ♪ / - ♪ Thank you ♪
- ♪ Thank you ♪ / - ♪ Thank you ♪
♪ Mama ♪
His mom's comment.
So... You didn't have a joke for us last episode.
Did you come up with one for today?
- Are you excited? / - Yes!
Everybody!
♪ The GM of variety shows wanted to see me ♪
♪ He told me that the last episode was funny ♪
♪ The GM with 30 years of experience ♪
♪ Came up with a joke for me ♪
What does the king call his father in Korean?
Aba... ♪ Mama ♪
- ♪ What do I do now? ♪ / - ♪ Now ♪
- ♪ Now ♪ / - ♪ Now ♪
- ♪ Only the GM finds this funny ♪ / - ♪ Funny ♪
- ♪ Funny ♪ / - ♪ Funny ♪
- ♪ This is on you, Mr. GM ♪ / - ♪ GM ♪
- ♪ GM ♪ / - ♪ GM ♪
I've never seen someone talk to the GM like that.
You'll probably get cut this week.
♪ Mama ♪
That's why I prepared a highlight for today!
What is it?
I'm excited.
- What? / - You'll play something?
Really?
That's all you know, right?
Alright!
I thought he knew the entire song.
- Go sit down. / - Alright!
That was Freddie Echo.
Very nice.
Who wants to talk next?
♪ Out of the way ♪
♪ The star of Bongsunga School is here ♪
It's the guy that never tries hard.
- Hello, teacher. / - Hi.
Page 41 of the Bongsunga School script...
Hello, I'm a comedian.
Hold on. You can't use the script here.
No need to try so hard. So what if I use the script?
It'll look fine once this is edited.
What's a script for?
You just look at it and wing it.
That's all there is to it.
You all shouldn't try so hard at life either.
Are people going to put up banners
with my name on it
if I memorize all my lines?
- Nope! / - Nope!
So there's no need to try so hard.
Everyone, no need to try so hard!
Just like Park Sungkwang who never tried hard,
but made it big because of his manger, Songi.
No need to try so hard!
- Just have a seat for now. / - Okay.
Look where he's sitting.
Alright, we're jumping rope for PE class today.
Take out your jump ropes.
Jump rope... I brought a jump rope.
I told you to take out a jump rope.
It doesn't matter what I use.
- I just have to jump over a line. / - What?
If I just jump over this...
That's all I have to do, teacher.
Look.
See? It works.
Look.
Office workers can use this to lose weight
after their lunch break.
Cross jumping!
It's the chief!
Yes, Mr. CEO. I'll take care of it right away.
You can even pretend to work.
Are we going to join a circus because...
- We're good at jumping rope? Nope! / - Nope!
Am I going to end up on a TV show
because I'm good at jumping rope?
- Nope! / - Nope!
Are they going to make me
the most trending search term because...
- I'm good at jumping rope? Nope! / - Nope!
So no need to try so hard.
Everyone, no need to try so hard!
- I'm leaving now. Bye. / - Hold on.
Why are you speaking informally?
So what if I speak informally?
Are the people going to tell me
that I was super polite after the show
and smack my butt because...
- I was so good? Nope! / - Nope!
Is my name going to be in an ethics textbook?
- Nope! / - Nope!
Are they going to build statues of me
at elementary schools?
- Nope! / - Nope!
So there's no need to try so hard.
Everyone, no need to try so hard!
Just like women that just wash their bangs.
No need to try so hard!
Go sit down.
♪ Out of the way ♪
♪ The star of Bongsunga School ♪
Alright.
Who wants to talk next?
Who are you?
Hello.
If I'm ever wronged, I'll get them back tenfold.
I'm the king of revenge, Oh Gihwan.
Who are you going to get revenge on?
- This heater. / - What?
I was by the heater in my new jacket.
Hey.
It made a hole in my jacket.
I'm going to get revenge on this heater.
Hold still.
Lift your head up!
That's the head?
Why did you do that to me?
Answer me.
You're all heated now?
Your face is turning red!
Make a straight face.
So why did you do that to me?
I covered you up and put you in my closet
in case you'd get dusty!
How could you do this to me?
Look.
Take a look at what you did.
This used to be just fine.
But you made it like this.
This jacket is practically brand new.
Look at me when I talk to you!
Look at me!
You'd better turn your head! Turn it!
Turn your head!
Look at me when I talk to you!
What the...
It came off.
Look at you now!
What is this?
Hold on...
This is perfect for drying dishes!
Look at you now!
Go sit down.
I always get my revenge.
Alright, good job, Gihwan.
Next is the proud Korean! Kim Seongwon!
Hello.
I love Hangeul and I'll never speak English.
I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.
You'd better not speak English today.
Alright.
People, you all have an account here, right?
You go into other people's accounts...
- And click on "like." / - Right.
- And you post comments. / - Right.
And if you like that person's account...
You press "Follow me."
Why is this "follow me?"
You've never heard of "follow me?"
Are you some general at war?
Everyone says this.
- It's called something else. / - No.
- It's "follow me." / - You know this.
- No. / - 3 characters in Korean.
- Say it. / - Seongwon!
- Don't use English! / - Don't say it!
- Don't use English! / - Don't!
- No, Seongwon! / - Don't!
- Don't do it! / - Don't!
Follow!
F-O-L-L-O-W! Follow!
Social network service follow.
Juventus star player,
Cristiano Ronaldo's followers and follow.
Charcoal followed meat.
Follow, orange, yellow, green, follow, indigo, violet.
Have you followed yet?
What is that?
Follow Alone.
Salute the flag.
Follow.
- Oh, follow. / - That's the end of class!
Until the entire world loves Gag Concert
and Hangeul...
Bye-bye!
(Momentary Home Shopping)
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today
is this dash camera.
We've brought in the developer, CEO Yoo Minsang.
Hello.
Get a dash camera for your safety.
That's right, people. Yoo Minsang's dash camera
can capture footage from a far distance.
Far.
It can even film things 1km away.
- That's very far. / - How can this do that?
It's very simple.
Just put a lens on the dash camera.
- Yes. / - It's very convenient. Take a look.
Just put this on.
- This is how it looks from the side. / - Hold on.
This would go through the windshield.
- That's why it's surprising. / - I see.
It's a great product, isn't it?
And Yoo Minsang's dash camera
will also warn you with a voice
whenever you're in danger.
- Great. / - Let's watch this footage together.
As you can see...
The car is starting to drive outside of the lane.
- You are outside of your lane. / - Right.
- You are outside of your lane. / - Great.
I said you're outside of your lane!
Hey, learn how to drive!
- Hold on. / - How did you get your license?
Hold on.
Why is it so angry?
You'll never get into an accident, people.
You'd probably start arguing though.
Let's bring in Sergeant Kim Suyeong
and hear his thoughts.
Sergeant Kim Suyeong.
Hello.
I'm a traffic cop, Sergeant Kim Suyeong.
Salute.
This is why you need a dash camera, people.
Recently, there was an accident at a crossroad
when a car made a left turn without signaling.
This is the car that made the left turn
and this is the car that ran into it.
This car tried to make a left
and this car ran into it.
This one got a dent...
So you're eating it?
And the hood was dented for this one.
- So you ate it. / - So...
Oil was leaking out of the victim's car...
So that's the oil?
Gosh, that's so gross.
What a messy situation.
That's really disgusting!
Why are you eating fries?
They're mine!
- Hey! / - They're mine!
These have no purpose!
A dash camera should be able to film blind spots too.
Right.
Yoo Minsang's dash camera
can shoot 360 degrees.
- All around you. / - Let's look at the footage.
It's like this.
- It's turning. / - Take a look.
It keeps filming like this.
Hold on.
I'm getting dizzy!
Turn that off!
I'm about to puke.
It can shoot in 360 degrees.
But it really made me dizzy.
And that's not all, people.
Yoo Minsang's dash camera...
- Can restore very old footage too. / - Great.
We'll show you some old footage on the camera.
Alright.
What is this? The Joseon era?
Oh, a horse...
Get off the horse!
Get off!
What is this?
Is it just me or did that look like Yeouido Park?
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
♪ Want to go out and see the stars with me? ♪
♪ It doesn't matter where, so will you come with me? ♪
For warm long jackets...
Yoo Minsang's dash camera.
What?
Leave that jacket behind!
Park Bogum's fans are going to hate you!
Just leave him be.
Don't you all want one, people?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's rice cakes.
It's a dash camera!
(Let's Do This)
- Chief Lee. / - Yes.
How is the commercial coming for our Growing Jelly?
Manager Jeong has it ready.
- Let's go watch it. / - Let's go.
Hello, Mr. Advertiser!
I worked really hard on this commercial...
- For Growing Jelly... / - Alright, alright.
You take too long to say such obvious things.
I don't want to hear it.
- Let's watch it then. / - Alright.
Sweetie, why are you crying?
Daddy, I want to be tall too.
That's why you need Growing Jelly.
Yum!
A healthy snack for kids, Growing Jelly!
How much did that cost to make?
It cost $10,000.
- That cost $10,000? / - Yes.
If that's how you'll use my money, I'm cutting you off.
Shoot it again for $1,000.
$1,000?
How can I do it for a tenth of the cost?
Why? You can't do it?
I can do it.
Let's watch it.
Sweetie!
Why are you crying?
Daddy, I want to be tall too.
That's when...
You need some Growing Jelly.
Yum!
A healthy snack for kids, Growing Jelly!
I gave you a tenth of the production cost
and you made them a bunch of bums.
What kind of commercial was that?
Growing Jelly.
What's great about Growing Jelly?
It's helpful for growing kids.
Make a commercial like that.
Show that it's helpful for growing kids.
I can do that. Let's watch it.
Daughter, did you eat your Growing Jelly?
Of course!
A snack for growing kids, Growing Jelly!
What was that?
How tall did she get?
That's a total scam!
We can't use commercials like that.
I'll invest some more money.
I'll invest a lot this time.
So bring me an A-lister model. Got it?
I have an A-lister model ready.
Let's watch.
Hi, kids!
I'm Jini of Hey Jini!
I'm going to play with a doll today.
Shall we get started?
Go, go!
Kids, kids!
- It's Daehui doll... / - Yes!
- And Junho doll. / - Yes, yes, yes, yes!
As you can see.
Daehui and Junho dolls
ate some delicious Growing Jelly.
- Growing Jelly. / - Sounds good.
- For my buddy. / - Looks good.
- Here you go. / - For his buddy.
Yum, yum.
Good job, buddy.
- How cute. / - Very nice.
I should feed you too.
- I'm fine. / - Now Junho...
Is going to feed Daehui.
- Wow, he eats so well. / - How cute.
So cute, cute, cute!
This guy...
Flying kick!
That really hurt!
- Stop it! / - Hey.
- What are you doing? / - Dolls love Growing Jelly!
- What kind of commercial was that? / - What?
That was Hey Jini.
And that's the best you could do?
Think about it.
Adults are going to be the ones buying this.
It has to be relatable to adults too.
That way, they'll buy our Growing Jelly.
- Make it relatable to adults. / - Yes!
- I can do that. Let's watch it. / - Geez...
Hi, kids!
It's your favorite host! I'm Jini of Hey Jini.
Hello, I'm Sucker the YouTuber.
I'm going to tell you a fun story
with my friend, Sucker.
Okay, let's go!
Once upon a time in a fairy tale village,
there lived Pinocchio who had a long nose.
What happened to Pinocchio after he grew up?
He became firewood!
He burned really well!
Firewood!
One day, all the dolls got together
in fairy tale village
and ate some delicious food together.
What did they eat?
- Mermaid soup. / - What?
With plenty of water parsley and soju on the side.
Princess Jelly is gone!
Where did Princess Jelly go?
Where could Princess Jelly be?
She's going into my mouth!
I'm going to chew her!
Delicious Growing Jelly.
What kind of commercial was that?
Is that the best you can do?
Hey, Jaegwan.
If you keep yelling, you'll get a spanking.
I'm going to give you a beating.
Get it together.
The commercial had no plot.
Make one with a plot and a story.
Make it good.
- A commercial with a story! / - Yeah!
I can do that! Let's watch it!
Prince, help me!
- Princess. / - Huh?
Are you the prince that's here to save me?
I'm the princess from the kingdom nearby.
The prince is mine!
- Nonsense. The prince is mine! / - He's mine!
- He's mine! / - He's mine!
It's the prince!
The prince...
I'm the prince.
The prince is yours!
No, the prince is yours, Princess Junho.
He's yours, Hey Jini!
No, you two make a better couple.
Stop fighting.
I heard the real princess likes Growing Jelly.
Who will spend the rest of their life with me?
Cut it out.
Let's go for some beers.
- Growing Jelly. / - Growing Jelly.
Hold on...
What kind of commercial was that?
I'm not doing this commercial! This is over!
(Refreshing Statements)
Come this way.
This way please.
- Have some pork hocks. / - I'm so hungry.
Where should we go?
Hello, come this way.
- I'll be good to you guys. / - Okay.
Come here, come here.
You should go to a good restaurant.
We'll give you a great meal. Come here.
My restaurant is the most famous in this alley.
Come here.
If you eat at our place, you won't eat anywhere else.
Enjoy pork hocks from the originators.
- We're the true originators. / - Right.
We're the true, true originators.
We're the true, true, true originators.
Our restaurant is very famous.
Lee Yeongja paid a visit a few days ago.
Lee Yeongja ate here!
Gosh, Paik Jongwon visited our restaurant.
Really?
- Just come inside. / - Yes.
I'll throw in a free beverage if you order pork hocks.
I'll throw in free pork hocks if you order a beverage.
You don't have to order anything.
- I'll just give you free pork hocks. / - What?
Come here.
- I'll give you my restaurant. / - What?
- What? / - This place is weird. Let's go.
Yeah, let's go.
- No, come here. / - No... It's not like that.
Dang it...
Lady, are you kidding me with this?
You made me lose customers
because you kept telling lies!
You're the one that made them leave.
You are not the originators.
That's our place.
Sejong the Great used to eat our pork hocks.
Sejong the Great invented
Hunminjeongeum after eating our pork hocks.
"The pork hocks were sweet
that I had to eat them every day."
That's why we're the originators.
Sheesh...
Lady, that's as ridiculous
as Sejong the Great typing in Hangeul.
Lady.
Do you want me to tell you about my place?
Do you know the legend of Dangun?
A bear went into a cave and became human
by eating garlic and mugwort.
She got our pork hocks to go
before entering the cave. Did you know that?
She lasted in that cave with our pork hocks
eaten with garlic and mugwort.
And she got her fiery humanity
from eating our spicy pork hocks!
You should eat our pork hocks
and become a real person.
Do you want me to bite you
and tear you to shreds?
That'll show you my humanity.
And it says original on your sign.
So you think you're the originators?
Give me a break.
"Old Lady Kim Hwangsun's home cooking?"
I've never seen an old lady at your restaurant.
Is she making the pork hocks secretly
in case her recipe gets stolen?
Stop lying and change your sign to
"Nameless Pork Hocks."
Lady, you should've boiled your mouth
with your pork hocks.
You're the one that's lying.
"Original pork hocks with 80 years of tradition?"
Are you 80 years old?
Show me your ID.
You look like you're 50. How is that 80 years?
You're the one that's exaggerating.
You should change the sign to "Liars for 30 years."
Mister, I should cook you like rice puffs
and throw you into the air.
Think about it, mister.
You claim to sell original Seoul pork hocks,
but what's with the Gyeongsang-do dialect?
With that logic,
only Chinese people should run Chinese restaurants
and only Romans should run suit shops.
All the celebrities eat at my place.
My place is a hidden gem for pork hocks.
Yeah, stay hidden and never show up.
Do you want me to smack you with a pork hock?
This lady...
I'll hit you with a pork hock.
I'll hit all of your pressure points.
Want me to slap you with a pork hock
so your face smells like feet?
Hit me, hit me!
- Hit me! / - You think I won't?
- Hit me! / - You want to throw down?
- What did I do? / - The nerve of this guy...
Hello, viewers.
We're at the pork hock alley.
You're here to film a good restaurant!
Come this way.
We've been on all the news shows.
They all visited our place.
Come to our place.
We've been on all sorts of TV shows too.
Come to our place.
We're from an investigative news show.
We heard some pork hock places were
falsely claiming they're the originators.
My goodness. Restaurants are still doing that?
- This place claims they're originators. / - This way.
- We'd like to interview you... / - Hold on...
This is the wrong sign.
- It shouldn't say original. / - Yes.
It should say Wonhyo.
My name is Kim Wonhyo.
(The Everything Show)
The amazing show starts now!
Introducing the opening show!
They're the most trending search term!
Feats of strength!
Hello.
We've been practicing feats of strength for 10 years.
- I'm Gupal! / - And I'm Chilsip.
Gupal and Chilsip!
Alright.
We are not here to sell things.
- Wash basins for sale! / - Oh, no...
They're very sturdy.
- Just buy one... / - Hey.
What are you doing?
It's not like that...
You fool!
- They're collapsible. / - Very easy to store.
Alright.
For the feat of strength we'll show you...
I will use my forearm
to smash everything.
First, an apple!
Bring it.
(Do not try this at home)
You did it!
Alright, the second attempt
will be a pumpkin that's even harder.
Impressive, Chilsip!
Gupal will do it!
- Chilsip. / - Yeah?
I can't do it.
Sheesh...
Do you want to smash that or live with me?
Then I'll do it.
Good.
(Do not try this at home)
Gupal did it!
Gupal, how did you do it?
We sell Freddie Mercury arm bands too.
You can't sell stuff here!
Mr. Host, this is really popular.
Didn't you see the movie?
No, I didn't.
Really?
Then do you want to go see a movie with me?
Late at night.
- No way. / - What?
Get out of here!
Come backstage if you want to buy something!
Take your stuff and leave.
Introducing the next show!
They come up with raps on the spot! It's Instant!
Okay, okay, okay!
Okay!
Yo, okay, okay!
- We can come up with rap lyrics on the spot! / - Yes.
- Mr. Host. / - Yes?
Do you have any concerns?
I broke up with my girlfriend recently.
Okay, okay. It's good you dumped her.
She dumped me.
- She dumped you? / - Yes.
Okay, we'll use those feelings...
- And make a rap with it. / - Okay.
Drop the beat.
Okay, okay.
♪ He got dumped, he got dumped ♪
♪ He got dumped by a girl ♪
♪ He was angry and he kicked a car ♪
♪ And it was his car, his car ♪
♪ He got dumped ♪
♪ He got a train ticket to clear his head ♪
♪ But it was a train to the army ♪
- Salute. / - Salute.
♪ It's fine, don't worry ♪
♪ I'll console you ♪
♪ Let's party like guys today ♪
- ♪ Pool hall, LAN center ♪ / - Oh, yeah!
- ♪ Karaoke ♪ / - Awesome!
♪ Oh, right, I have plans with my girlfriend ♪
♪ I'm in a couple ♪
♪ You're single ♪
♪ I love Friday nights ♪
♪ And I pity you ♪
♪ I sit in couple's seats ♪
♪ You stay in at home ♪
♪ I'm so in love ♪
♪ Your calls get blocked ♪
♪ I kiss my girlfriend ♪
♪ And you drink alone ♪
♪ You have no girlfriend ♪
♪ You're such a loner ♪
♪ Loner ♪
Get out of here!
♪ A loner with a foul temper ♪
Get out of here before I beat you guys up.
Geez...
- Introducing the next show. Next... / - ♪ Son ♪
♪ Eat your bar snacks before you go ♪
♪ Father, I prefer to drink without food ♪
Who are you?
I'm going to put on a show here.
Oh, come on. Just go.
I can do a good job. Give me a chance.
Get out of here!
Security!
What are you doing?
Get out of here.
"The Golden Bell Challenge!"
Not this guy again.
Bullet shots!
What?
(Stuntman Kang Gyeongsu, Bae Hwan)
The other guys did all the hard stuff
and all you did was go, "Chwa, chwa!"
Why do you keep saying that?
Because it's cold, cold!
It's cold out.
- Is that your catchphrase? Sheesh... / - Fine.
I'll show do Muay Thai here.
Muay Thai?
It's dangerous, so stand aside.
Really?
A radish with a tie.
- So that's why... / - Radish with a tie.
I actually learned Muay Thai.
Get out of here! Geez...
Introducing the next show!
We have some amazing guys on our show!
The Three Fat Tenors!
♪ One meal ♪
♪ Is 10,000 calories ♪
♪ Order when it's midnight ♪
♪ Can you please hurry? ♪
♪ Stir-fried octopus ♪
♪ Octopus on rice ♪
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ I keep eating these and opening these ♪
♪ These are dirty, dirty, dirty ♪
♪ But I'll still eat them ♪
♪ Dirty, dirty, but I'll eat some too ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ When I was 20, I'd get through a day ♪
♪ And lie down to sleep feeling uneasy ♪
♪ What should I eat tomorrow? ♪
♪ What should I eat tomorrow? I was worried ♪
♪ Dirty, dirty, but I'll eat some ♪
♪ Dirty, dirty, but I'll eat some too ♪
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I'm hungry, sounds good, I want some ♪
♪ One girl got 5 refills ♪
♪ The restaurant owner was furious and left ♪
This is about Kim Minkyoung.
This actually happened.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Lay some eggs ♪
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I'm hungry, sounds good, I want some ♪
What the...
What is this?
What's this music?
♪ Sweet and sour pork ♪
♪ We didn't finish ours ♪
- Where? / - Come on!
Where?
♪ Not even 1% ♪
♪ My body fat percentage ♪
Are you even alive?
♪ I'm full ♪
♪ Grandpas and grandmas eat more than me ♪
How much do they eat?
Half a bowl of rice.
♪ I'm a picky eater ♪
♪ Puppy, puppy, puppy ♪
♪ I'm lighter than a puppy ♪
You're going to hurt your back.
♪ I'm full ♪
♪ I'm a picky eater ♪
♪ I'm full, I'm a picky eater, I can't have anymore ♪
♪ I'm here with my dreams, I'm here ♪
♪ On a sunny day, I got anemia ♪
- Hey, hey! / - Where is it?
Hey, Jaeyul.
What happened to the sweet and sour pork?
- I couldn't find any. / - Hospital...
- What? / - Hospital!
Hospital? The sweet and sour pork is at the hospital.
Let's go. It's at the hospital.
No wonder...
(Crazy Convenience Store)
I hope I don't get any crazy customers today.
Let's do a good job!
- So cold. / - So cold.
- Honey. / - Yeah?
What should we get?
- Honey, let's get these. / - Alright.
- Please ring these up. / - Sure.
You have 100,000 points. Want to use them?
Sure.
He has that many?
Who did you come here with?
Huh?
What? What do you mean?
What did you buy with who?
Why do you have so many points?
What did I buy with who?
I came here alone and bought some stuff.
Alone? What did you buy alone?
I can't tell you.
Tell me.
- I can't tell you! / - Tell me!
- I can't tell you! / - Why not?
I bought...
These cookies of love for you!
When did you put this up?
Honey!
You did this for me?
You fool! Today's our 100th day as a couple!
Let's have a party!
Excuse me! You have to pay for that first!
Bring them!
- What? / - Bring them!
What?
Your lips!
What are you doing?
You can't do this here! Get out of here!
Get out!
What's with those people?
- Please ring this up. / - Sure.
Here you go.
- Can I use a straw? / - Sure, go ahead.
Excuse me! What are you doing?
Geez! You said I could use them!
Use a straw from here.
You should've been more specific!
What's his deal?
What's wrong with him?
What a hard day... Geez...
Come on in!
Pick whatever you want!
- Okay! / - Okay!
- I want this! / - I want this!
I want this!
- I want this! / - I want this!
So who's paying?
- I will! Pass my credit card! / - Pass!
- Pass! / - Pass!
Pass!
You've exceeded your limit.
Let's come back next month!
- Okay! / - Okay!
What about these? What about these?
What was that?
So crazy...
- Sorry about before. / - Sure.
- May I use your Wi-Fi? / - Sure, go ahead.
Die! Die!
Excuse me! What are you doing?
Geez! You said I could use your Wi-Fi!
You can't bring a computer in here.
You should've been more specific!
What was that?
All these people are crazy!
(Call Center)
Hello, I'm Jeong Haecheol.
Operator for a new interior design.
I'm Lee Hyeonjeong.
Operator for blemish balms.
I'm Yang Seonil.
Operator for a juicer.
Buy some oysters.
Fresh oysters for sale.
Ma'am, our interior design company
only uses eco-friendly wallpaper.
So all day long, from the wall...
Juice comes out.
And our juicer should be dried
after washing before you use it.
If it's not dry, it could get water stains.
Those water stains...
Should be rubbed on your face.
It'll naturally cover your blemishes.
Female celebrities look so beautiful
when they say they're not wearing makeup.
But actually...
It was a complete overhaul.
I got my place remodeled recently too.
Ma'am, do you know why our company is famous?
For 10 years, this company...
It was eaten raw.
They're delicious when eaten raw, ma'am.
And oysters are very nutritious too.
As the old saying goes...
Oysters are the ocean's...
Dregs.
Throw out those dregs.
Ma'am, try making juice with apples and kale.
It tastes delicious and the smell...
Is stinky.
Old pipes can smell bad,
so they should be changed.
Construction only takes 2 weeks.
Because our workers are...
So dry.
I have dry skin too,
but this keeps it moist.
Apply our blemish balm and look in the mirror.
Your face will look like...
Oysters.
These aren't from a farm.
I harvested these myself.
Where did I harvest them?
The toilet.
We'll give you a new toilet, sink and tub.
Leave it to us, ma'am.
All the houses we worked on...
Will be crushed.
Our juicer can make acorn jelly too.
Ma'am, I'll teach you how
to best enjoy these oysters.
Put the oysters in a pot...
Squeeze out some blemish balm...
Pour some paint...
And drink it.
Your body will feel healthy.
And for ladies,
try some fresh juice on an empty stomach.
Then your skin...
Will break out.
But our blemish balm is very gentle on the skin,
so you don't have to worry.
Do you think our blemish balm
won't be enough for your big pores?
We'll...
Fill it up with cement.
Contact us if you see any flaws.
Ma'am, take a look.
They're so plump.
This part that sticks out...
Is an inflamed acne.
It can even cover up serious acne like this.
It lasts a long time too.
I put some on this morning
and I haven't touched up my makeup once.
And yet...
It's very moldy.
You have to wash it to keep it clean.
And you don't need to take multi-vitamins anymore.
Just drink fresh juice and...
You'll get the norovirus.
If they're a day old, you have to cook them.
Ma'am, use our company to remodel your place.
If you sign a contract today,
to remove the smell of detergent...
We'll throw in mugwort.
To use as a foot mat...
We'll throw in cleansing tissues.
To paint your walls...
We'll throw in hot pepper paste with vinegar.
Alright, ma'am...
Thank you for your purchase.
(Sloppy Kung Fu)
Amongst the most fearsome martial artists,
there is a true master.
It's Sloppy Kung Fu!
Chapter 1, meeting.
Are you Master Song Yeonggil?
Please take me as your student.
You're only going to show off your strength.
You can't become a true martial artist.
So get lost.
My father up above
wanted me to become a martial artist.
Come on in.
My father is an airplane pilot.
Get lost!
I'll give you a free plane ride.
Come on in.
Alright, get on!
Get lost!
Master!
Don't be like that! Get on!
You're flying!
Paris!
New York!
Come on in!
The next chapter.
Undefeated!
Ow!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Master, you've never once lost a fight.
I heard you were undefeated.
Yes, that's right.
Master Song! Let's fight!
I don't fight without a reason.
So just leave!
How petty.
Then we'll be back with a reason to fight.
I don't need a reason! Bring it on!
I'm still undefeated!
The next chapter.
Succession.
Master.
I'm going to leave you now
so I can avenge my parents.
Thank you for everything.
Suyeong, you trained very hard.
I have something for you.
Master...
This represents our memories together.
Master, it's okay.
Throw out the garbage on your way out.
The next chapter,
danger.
Master Song!
What's going on?
The bandits are going wild these days.
What's that on your back?
I have to take this to the next village secretly.
Please protect me.
I will.
- You lead the way. / - Yes.
Unless you want to die, give us everything you have!
Master Song!
I'll protect this!
What about me?
The last chapter,
bonus footage.
I have to take this to the next village secretly.
Man, this is trash.
(Wish)
Convict 5634.
Let's go.
Is today the day?
It looks like it.
Sorry I wasn't nicer to you.
This is your last time.
Tell me if there's anything you want to do.
Before I go...
I'd like to leave a photo behind.
We're short on time...
But I'll take a photo since this is your last time.
Alright.
That's a flip phone.
Yeah.
It's my last photo. Can you use a newer phone?
Give me your cell phone.
Alright.
A selfie.
I look better in them.
Smile.
You want me to smile now?
Oh, sorry.
What is it?
I look ugly.
Can I get some blemish balm?
This is mine.
Thank you.
Can you hurry?
Let's go.
Why are you taking so many?
So I can pick the best one.
I see.
Let's get going.
Guard...
This is my last time.
Can we all take a photo together?
Fine then...
Let's take one together since it's your last time.
Get ready.
When is it going to...
Right now.
Make the timer a bit shorter.
Alright.
You sure are short.
Let's get going.
Guard...
Just one last time...
Can I post this on my social networking account?
Do it fast.
Alright.
#Life.
#Selfie.
#OOTD.
#Jailstagram.
#GoodPunishingEvil.
- #BeAGoodPerson. / - Let's go.
#... Can you follow my account?
Let's go.
No, I want you to follow my account!
(Ms. Shin)
- Director Jang! / - Yes, Ms. Shin?
Now that our drama is over...
- I hear that you're starting the next one. / - Yes.
- Let me know if there's a role for me. / - Sure.
Hello.
Hey, Taehun.
Did you play golf?
I hit a few balls with some leaders I know.
Wow, CEOs from big companies?
No, leaders of women's groups.
I want to be the representative for my apartment.
You're so ambitious.
- You two should rehearse. / - Okay.
- My gosh! Taehun! / - Yes?
So you played a game of golf?
I played today too.
You play golf too?
No, I play gateball.
I'm the youngest one there.
So I made coffee for the older men.
- Ms. Shin, can we work on my acting? / - Sure.
What's the scene for today?
It's a love story between a superstar
and a stylist.
A stylist?
Just a moment!
Bongseon needs to get in character first!
I'm in character now!
- Let's get started then. / - Alright.
Taehun, this is your outfit for today.
I don't like it.
Really?
How about this?
This is a new outfit just for you.
No good.
Then how about this?
No good.
Then what will you wear?
I don't have many outfits left.
There's one thing I like.
Which one?
You.
What?
I'm sorry.
What is it?
What? What?
I should've acted a bit more disrespectful.
I think it was lacking.
Should I tell you how to do that?
Forget it.
Yeah, that was really disrespectful just now.
- Just now? / - Yeah.
- I'll do it just like this then. / - Alright. Like this.
There's one thing I like.
You.
Hold it.
How could I be with a superstar like you?
I don't think this is right!
I think we make a great couple.
Taehun, you're mine now.
I'm going to be yours from now on.
- Ms. Shin. / - Yeah?
It says you distance yourself when someone shows.
Gosh, I got a bit too into it!
I distance myself?
You distance yourself while smiling.
My goodness...
How do I distance myself while smiling?
Like this?
- Yes, that looks right. / - Ms. Shin!
Hey, Nami.
My gosh...
Taehun, the director wants you.
Really?
- Thank you, Ms. Shin. / - Taehun!
Taehun! Taehun...
Ms. Shin, you look so pretty today.
Really?
I used a different eye cream.
I guess it's working.
- Nami, even you... / - Yes?
- Today you look... / - Yes?
Gosh, I can't tell a lie.
You're so funny, Ms. Shin.
It wasn't a joke.
- Ms. Shin. / - Yes?
Can I practice my acting with you?
You never get better yet you always ask me
to practice with you when I'm about to do something.
Goodness...
Go ahead and run your mouth.
What are you doing?
Give me a break.
That doesn't suit you!
Nami... I'm starting to develop a gut
now that it's winter.
- So that's why... / - Ms. Shin.
- Huh? / - That was a line from the script.
- Those were lines? / - Yes.
Goodness, hey! My gosh...
You said that so disrespectfully
that I told you about my gut.
Gosh...
Keep running your mouth.
What are you doing?
Give me a break.
That doesn't suit you!
Miss...
I put some lip balm on for my chapped lips.
You think you're a princess?
Why don't you get some more work done?
If you're going to work like this, leave.
Get out!
Miss...
You're so cruel...
I won't stand for this any longer.
- Hey! / - Yes?
Didn't you see me twist your arm?
Goodness...
Did I twist your arm that hard?
Someone might think that
I'm getting revenge on you because
I'm embarrassed about my gut.
Goodness, young people these days are so scary.
So scary!
I'm sorry.
- Goodness, hey! / - Yes?
Didn't you see me twist both of your arms?
- Ms. Shin. / - Ms. Shin.
What is an old lady doing here?
- It's me. / - Oh, it's you, Nami.
You startled me.
Ms. Shin, the shoot might go a bit late
and this is the only heating pad we have left.
Director Jang, winter shoots
are meant to be hard on you.
All I need is the passion to act!
I don't need these. I can get fired up.
Nami, you use this heating pad.
No, you use it, Ms. Shin.
I'm fine.
- I'm good. / - You'll catch a cold.
- I said I'm fine. / - Use it, Ms. Shin.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...
I thought an extra one would make me sweaty.
- I told you I was fine, Nami! / - What?
Get over here!
I'll stuff a heating pad down your throat!
Ms. Shin!
Don't!
(Really Though?)
- Are you ready? / - Yes!
I'll go in and get the money.
You take hostages.
We're going to finish this in 3 minutes.
- Got it? / - Yes, got it.
Put your mask on.
Yes!
Really though?
A bunny hat?
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
- Let's go inside. / - Yes!
Don't move!
Move and we'll shoot!
Excuse me!
What do you want?
Please don't do this.
Please just calm down first.
And take a number.
Really though?
What are you doing?
Don't try anything funny.
- Yes... / - Get over here!
Me?
Put the money in this bag.
The money?
Do it now!
Alright...
But you know... I just love this bag.
Is this a new model?
Really though?
Obsessing over the bag?
What do you think you're doing?
- I'm sorry! / - Hey.
- You put the money in the bag. / - Yes!
Here you go. This is $500,000 in cash.
- Great. Let's go. / - Yes.
Wait! You can't just go.
Let go!
You can't just go!
What is it?
We have a new savings plan
that I'd love to talk to you about.
Really though?
How's the interest rate?
Really though? You're actually asking?
Cut it out!
- What the... / - Honey!
Honey, are you okay?
What's wrong, honey?
I'm really craving strawberries.
Really though?
Buy me some strawberries.
How am I going to get strawberries now?
It's not for me!
It's for the baby!
How am I supposed to get strawberries now?
Is this my fault?
Ask anyone!
Excuse me. Is this my fault or her fault?
I'm not married yet, so I'm not sure...
- Don't ever get married. / - Huh?
Really though? Life advice?
What are you doing?
- Is the car ready? / - Yes.
Our car is parked over there.
- Alright, let's go. / - Okay.
Wait.
- Hey, you! / - Me?
Get over here!
What is it?
Can you validate my parking ticket?
Really though? A parking ticket?
Alright.
Do it now! Parking is expensive!
You've been surrounded!
Get over here!
Calm down. If you let the hostages go,
we'll fulfill your demands.
Alright! Get all your men out of here
and get us plane tickets for our getaway.
And lastly!
Can you buy a pack of strawberries?
Really though?
- Buy some, buy some! / - Buy some, buy some!
- Really though? / - Really though?
(Love Brothers)
We can't live without dating.
- I'm Seo Taehun... / - And I'm Lee Sejin.
I can't stand dating, so I'm single.
I'm Yoo Minsang.
You're like a phoenix.
- I never die. / - Yeah.
I can't live without my wife. I'm Park Yeongjin.
I'm so jealous.
Be honest.
Your life is hard, right?
What are you talking about?
Be honest.
Even just standing is hard for you, right?
That's true.
You can be happy all by yourself.
But this is bad news for single people.
It's almost Christmas.
So!
I'll tell you all the Christmas weather forecast
for single people.
This is the weather.
It's expected there will be many couples
out on December 24th and 25th.
Let's see the clouds.
The couples here and the couples here
will gather to the center,
creating a Siberian air mass.
This is going to negatively affect the single people.
Let's see the regional photos.
Places like Gyeongnidan-gil, Garosugil, Myeong-dong
and Dongdaemun will be filled with couples.
Besides that...
- What the... / - What is he doing?
Geez...
You'll still see couples
here and there like fine dust.
So annoying and suffocating.
If you are a single person living near
one of these areas,
"I will get rid of the couples near my home."
With that mind set, if you look around,
there should be green boxes of calcium chloride.
Open that box and you'll find salt.
Throw it at couples while saying,
"Merry Christmas, you jerks!"
Let's look at the weekly weather.
For the days leading to Christmas, there will be...
Rain, rain, a thunder storm, hail
and the day after Christmas will be clear.
That's what I hope.
It's what he hopes.
If you are single and you have to go out
during this period,
always wear a mask.
As you know, you must wear
your mask the right way.
Now I don't have to see disgusting sight.
Geez...
People...
Couples are a disease.
The only cure is breaking up.
A message from the single people association.
What are you talking about?
- Go sit down. / - Don't be ridiculous.
Geez, you're so lame.
Go sit down!
Happiness...
Comes after you get married.
Hello! I've been married for 2 years.
I love my wife! I'm Park Yeongjin.
Alright.
Whenever I see snow, I think of my wife.
I want to get rid of it.
What?
That's how happy I am.
Before I got married, I liked girls
that were filled with happy virus.
But now, I live with a pretty wife
that laughs all the time.
When I say I'm going to a funeral, my wife says...
"So, Chief Kim's father passed away?
Sheesh..."
She laughs all the time.
And whenever I eat...
"Dear, what's with the food?"
"What? It's just...
My gosh... This expired a month ago."
She laughs all the time.
And when I'm on the phone with my mom
and try to hand over the phone to her...
"Yes, mother?
When are you going to visit?
Alright then.
Good-bye.
How dare you hand the phone over to me?
Sheesh!"
She has such a beautiful smile.
I'm so happy!
- Oh! I should get home now. / - Why?
My wife is rewatching the drama,
"The Great Queen Seondeok."
I have to go serve my queen.
- See that, everyone? / - Oh, no...
We're all actually very happy!
(Wronged)
Where is the ticket booth? Sheesh...
Excuse me, do you...
- Excuse me. / - Yes?
I'm not a celebrity.
What are you talking about?
That's not what I meant...
I just look like Seolhyun,
but I am not her.
You don't look anything like her.
Suhui, let's go.
- Did you hear that? / - Hear what?
- My name is Suhui. / - Yes!
Oh, he's not my manager.
That's not what I wanted. I just...
I'm just letting you know.
Don't go around spreading rumors
that Seolhyun is dating Park Bogum.
Park Bogum?
Wow...
I just wanted to ask where the ticket booth is.
Oh, you should've said so.
It's over there.
Why would you point to it like that?
That's...
Why are you leaving so slowly?
Hurry up!
What was that?
Sheesh...
Ow, my legs.
Our youngest daughter is supposed to pick us up.
She'll be here soon.
Ow, my legs...
- Goodness... / - Gosh...
Sir, please have a seat.
No.
I'll be out of here once my daughter shows up.
- No, you should still sit. / - Sit. It's fine.
Have a seat.
- You should sit. / - If I get uncomfortable...
I can just sit here.
- Where? / - On an invisible chair.
Ow, my legs...
My legs sure are killing me.
My legs...
Just sit down, sir.
- No, it's fine. You sit. / - No.
- I think you should sit, sir. / - It's fine. Just sit.
- No, I think you should... / - Hey, hey!
- Yes, yes, yes? / - Hey, hey!
I said I'm fine.
Standing up might be tiring.
It's more tiring to make you sit down.
I'm so sorry.
Be good.
Yes, sir.
- Sit down. / - Yes...
- Dear. / - Yes?
My legs are killing me.
You should've said something.
Come here.
Does that feel nice?
Yes, it does.
Ow, my arms...
- My arms... / - Come here.
Yeah.
- Does that feel nice? / - Yes.
Ow, my arms...
- Ow, my arms... / - Ow, my arms...
- Sir, please sit down! / - Gosh...
Fine then. I'll sit down.
Thank you.
Ow, my legs...
Gosh...
- Young man. / - Yes?
Do your legs hurt?
No, I'm fine.
Sit here.
I'm fine.
- Just sit here. / - I'm fine, sir.
- Sit down. / - I'm fine.
- I'm fine. / - Hey, hey, hey!
- Yes, yes, yes? / - Can't you just do what I want?
Yes, sir...
Sit here.
Yes, sir...
- Dear. / - Yes?
How old is that girl, Sukja, that got married today?
- I think she's 39. / - What?
What took her so long to get married?
So what if she got married a bit late?
She got to enjoy herself before tying the knot.
It would've been better if she didn't get married.
The birthrate is low because
young people aren't getting married!
It's hard to raise a child!
I wouldn't do it!
But you should still get married!
You don't have to!
You should get married!
You don't have to!
You should get married!
You should get... Hey, hey!
- Hey! / - What? What? Oh, yes? Yes?
I'm so sorry.
I just said that people should get married.
I'm sorry.
- I want to hear your answer. / - Yes.
Do you think people should get married
or is it okay if they don't?
People should get married.
What?
- But these days, it's fine not to... / - Hey, hey...
- People should get married... / - Yeah.
But they should act like they aren't.
What are you talking about?
I don't know.
Geez...
- Young man. / - Yes?
Are you married?
Oh, not yet.
See that? He's not even married.
It's not that he didn't marry. He couldn't get married.
Sir...
Then, do you have a girlfriend?
No, I don't.
See? He couldn't get married.
Sir... Sir...
Let's go!
- Let's go. / - Mom! Dad!
Oh, gosh...
Did you have a nice trip?
- Oh, right! / - Yes?
- You said you're single, right? / - Yes.
You should date my daughter.
She's quiet and kind unlike young girls these days.
She definitely doesn't seem like a young girl.
- So... How old is she? / - 52.
I'm 33.
You're perfect for each other.
How is that perfect?
Dad, stop rushing us.
Hello. I'm Kin Jeomrye.
I'm good.
- Hello. / - I'm fine, I'm fine.
I'm fine... It's not like that.
Gosh, why are you doing this to me?
(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before I show you my amazing trick,
I'll show you all a simple card trick.
As you can see...
I have some cards.
I'd like someone in the audience
to pick out a card.
Who wants to volunteer?
We're not scary people.
Don't be nervous.
Alright...
This pretty lady here.
Please pick out a card.
Which one do you want?
I won't look.
Please show everyone else in the audience.
Stand up.
- Did she show everyone? / - Yes.
- Did you all see it, people? / - Yes!
Thank you for the response.
Put it back in the deck.
She put it back.
So...
Which card did she pick?
I can't wait to find out.
Here's an empty frame.
I'll cast a spell on this frame.
Abra... Abra... Abra...
The card our volunteer picked...
Was the 5 of hearts.
- Come on! / - Amazing, right?
This was planned in advance!
Right! Be honest!
It's so obvious that this was planned!
Sheesh... Did they think I'd fall for this?
In case there's anyone like him that's suspicious...
We'll bring someone from the audience up onstage.
Please raise your hand if this is
your first time at a Gag Concert filming.
It's your first time here?
Okay, okay, okay.
- Here's a first-timer. / - What?
This is your first time here.
I come here every episode.
No, no, no.
I don't recognize you.
Your face looks unfamiliar.
It's time to show you all an amazing trick.
I'll make his face
show up on this frame with this amazing trick.
Abra, abra, abracadabra!
Here.
Alright...
Here it is, here it is, here it is.
Amazing, right?
- Applause! / - Applause!
It's time to show you all the highlight of our show.
We need a helper.
- Magician Yun Seunghyeon. / - Yes, boss.
Come on out.
- Magician Yun Seunghyeon. / - Yes.
Have you ever been in handcuffs?
I'm in cuffs all the time.
Great.
- We're going to handcuff you today. / - What?
Don't worry.
Right this way.
Get in there.
Tie his arms up.
It's okay. Don't be scared.
You're in cuffs all the time.
These look a bit different.
This is no big deal for you.
Now let's cover him...
With this curtain.
Just like this.
Now it's time to make this cylinder...
Go up in the air.
Don't worry.
Here we go.
Cylinder, go up. Abracadabra!
Nothing to be amazed about yet.
It's going up.
If you look this way...
This is the dimensional door.
There's nothing behind the door.
Nothing, right?
I'll bring someone from the audience
and make them go in here.
Who wants to help?
Who wants to go in?
You, miss.
She's very pretty.
Give her a big hand.
This pretty lady...
Will go into the dimensional door.
Show them your face.
Let's make her go into the dimensional door.
Open the door.
Get in there.
Don't worry.
She's in.
Now...
What's going to happen?
Abra... Abra...
Abra...
Cadabra!
Amazing, right?
Then where could Magician Yun Seunghyeon be?
Where is he? Come on out.
I'm right here, boss.
Amazing, right?
Wasn't that amazing?
Bring her down please.
Good job.
Here's your payment.
That's $50.
Great job.
Alright, people...
What about me?
This isn't what we agreed on.
You should've stayed in there a bit longer...
- Amazing, right? Applause! / - Applause!